It Will Always Just Be Me

For the Lulz

location: agog at the screen

mood:

excited

music: Some terrible pretween drama

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Writing

mood:

frustrated

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Day 7

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Tags: nanowrimo

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A new rotation of sporkers, tackling Luke Skywalker's supposed in-laws

mood:

blah

music: "Four Minutes, Thirty-Three Seconds" -- John Cage

Story or Series Title: Cruel Trick of Fate
Fandom: Lord of the Jedi
~~Culprit~~Author's Name: TDWidow
Full Names: Obi-Wan Kenobi, Aragorn son of Arathorn
Full Species: Edain
Hair Color (Include Adjectives): Like in canon, I presume
Eye Color (Include Adjectives): Like in canon, I presume
Unusual Markings/Colorations: I presume they both have scars from the battles they've been in.
Special Possessions: Aragorn has a uterus
Annoying Origin: Unknown, Arathorn II and Gilraen
Annoying Connections to Canon Characters: Claim to be two of them, are Mara Skywalker's parents.
Annoying Special Abilities: In addition to the mpreg, there's the matter of Obi-Wan taking Arwen's place in Aragorn's heart
Other Annoying Traits: 0o9iuihjnbhgh6tftrfcc dxfdre4

( The summary )

( Crash Landing )

( In Karningul )

Day 6

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Tags: nanowrimo

Nov. 6th, 2009

And the spork ends.

mood:

evil computer

music: "The Shoemaker's Wife" -- John Dowland

( Previous chapters )

Story or Series Title: The Girl in the Tower
Fandom: The Boy Who Set a Five-Step Mamba on the Suethors
~~Culprit~~Author's Name: SpookyMulder
Full Name: Sara Lemke
Full Species: Species 5618
Hair Color(Include Adjectives): Like a mood ring
Eye Color(Include Adjectives): "…the bluest violet…"
Unusual Markings/Colorations: A black widow mark from when she murdered Lucius Malfoy
Special Possessions: Harry's balls, the Marauders' Map
Annoying Origin: A family that skipped the country to hide from Riddle
Annoying Connections to Canon Characters: Dumbledore's niece, Harry's girlfriend
Annoying Special Abilites: Elemental powers
Other Annoying Traits: 4we57hj7 m8u9i0]-p]\=[

( Rescuing Draco Malfoy )

( At the dance )

Reading List?

location: reading fanfic

mood:

chipper

music: Criminal Intent

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Nov. 5th, 2009

Day 5

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Tags: nanowrimo

Boosting the Signal

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Day 4

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Tags: nanowrimo

Another Suefic that drops a metaphorical bridge on Riddle

mood:

blah

music: "The Carrionites Swarm" -- Murray Gold

Nov. 4th, 2009

Iconage

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Tags: icons, patriots are my religion, red sox are my religion

(FIC) Everywhere There's Sines: Osamu/Gin: G

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Tags: fic, osamu/gin, slash, tenipuri

Another day where my lack of faith in humanity is reinforced.

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As Maine Goes...

mood:

sad and angry

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Nov. 3rd, 2009

Day 3

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Tags: nanowrimo

Half-Goat Sara, part 33

mood:

annoyed

music: "Goodbye, Judy" -- Barney Collier

Randomly, I have a poll.

location: trying to sleep

mood:

blank

music: TV

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zoe_i_am in deleterius

A Blast From the Past!

location: laundry, laundry, laundry

mood:

shocked

music: Shattered - OAR

Anyone remember this little gem? It's that insane story where Legolas and Co bamfed to Hogwarts, Harry was an alcoholic who puked up Salazar, Godric hatched out of an egg, Snape fed Viagra to Legolas and Harry, Ginny went nuts, Hermione turned into the Wicked Witch of the West, and the author used a paragraph where one word would do.

It's been updated!

Story Or Series Title: Love of a Different Kind
Fandom: The Boy-Who-Lived-To-Shower-With-Hobbits
~~Culprit~~ Author's Name: Medusa; The Ancient Snake

Full Name (plus titles if any): Harry Potter
Full Species(es): I haven't got a cluicus Stuicus
Hair Color (include adjectives): The shining beams from the full moon above made the boy’s raven hair shimmer like black silk,
Eye Color (include adjectives): his eyes glowing like emeralds
Unusual Markings/Colorations: That scar thingy
Special Possessions (if any): A new wardrobe that matches Legoals', a wand, a mentor named Snape, a secret letter from Sal, tons of angst, bulimia that turned out to be a snake in his gut, a cute new pet, and a burning desire for revenge on Snape.

Annoying Origin: I can't even begin to imagine where this one came from
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Let's see, spends his summer holidays at Hogwarts with the Fellowship, has a Papa Alby, vomits Salazar Slytherin, learns Snape's deepest secrets, sits on Hagrid's shoulder, introduces the Hobbits to the Giant Squid, "entertains" Legolas, sees Godric Gryffindor naked, yells at everyone else,
Annoying Special Abilities: Bounces back and forth between smart ass retorts and infantile babble
Other Annoying Traits: I found it

Please include a small sample of the worst of this story:

( Quidditch, Mud, and Hobbit Packages )

Nov. 2nd, 2009

Day 2

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Tags: nanowrimo

Power Failure

mood:

irate

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A ramble.

location: getting ready to go out

mood:

chipper

music: Mandy barking

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Tags: rl

zoe_i_am in deleterius

Legolas Gets Sorted!

location: moving cars

mood:

tipsy

music: Cowboy Take Me Away - Dixie Chicks

Part The First

Story Or Series Title: The_Elven_Wizard
Fandom: Harry Potter and the Elf from Mirkwood
~~Culprit~~ Author's Name: Seom

Full Name (plus titles if any): Prince Legolas "Take This Filthy Hat Off Me" Greenleaf
Full Species(es): Hottius Elivs Magicus
Hair Color (include adjectives): Long and Blond
Eye Color (include adjectives): Stunning bright Blue
Unusual Markings/Colorations: Give it time
Special Possessions (if any): 16 Inch wand, stop that, it's from Mr. Olivander!

Annoying Origin: When Books Collide By Falling Off The Shelf
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Used to be one
Annoying Special Abilities: Attracts girls like nobody's business
Other Annoying Traits: Won't change his clothes, teaches everyone Grelvish

Please include a small sample of the worst of this story:

( In Which Legolas Gets A House )

theaeblackthorn

(no subject)

I got a lift back from Grahams, came home, and at 5pm I passed out again. It's now 2:27 am, I can't get back to sleep and I have work in 5 hours. Dammit.

Ah well, fantastic party. I'll speak more and crack out the pictures later.

Now, to figure out what the hell is happening and why I've slept in my bra two days in a row >.

Nov. 1st, 2009

Day One, part 2

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Tags: nanowrimo

Zombieland...

location: watching a game

mood:

cold

music: Vikings v. Green Bay

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Kitten!Ianto for dm811

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Tags: fic, firefly, kitten!ianto

Trina as Chimchar.

location: eating yakisoba

mood:

calm

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Tags: rl, trina

It's the Final Countdown

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Tags: books, nanowrimo

Halloween; Marriage Equality in Maine

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Perhaps getting some helpers in would be a good idea...

mood:

BSOD

Story Or Series Title: Riddles of the Dead
Fandom: Harry Potter/Indiana Jones. No, I am not kidding.
~~Culprit~~ Author's Name: Maeglin Yedi

Full Name (plus titles if any): Tom Riddle; Indiana Jones.
Full Species(es): Canon characters raped out of recognition.
Hair Color (include adjectives): Presumably canon for both
Eye Color (include adjectives): Riddle’s eyes are spontaneously hazel, for some reason; Indy’s are canon.
Unusual Markings/Colorations: Nothing that isn’t canon.
Special Possessions (if any): A map which leads them to the Eye of Ra, a mythical ass-pull device that apparently grants immortality.

Annoying Origin: A request of the author’s apparently.
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Claim to be two, but I have my doubts.
Annoying Special Abilities: Bum sexing it up in the desert without getting sand in uncomfortable places (both). Being able to call Lord fucking Voldemort "kid" without having his urethra pulled out his nose (Indy). A raving case of the stupids (Riddle).
Other Annoying Traits: She made Indiana Jones a creepy semi-pervert and Tom Riddle a giggling schoolgirl. Kill me now.

Part One; Two.

Please include a small sample of the worst of this story:

( This section broke my brain. )

Oct. 31st, 2009

Killer Thriller...

location: getting ready for trick-or-treating

mood:

amused

music: Thriller

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Tags: video

guardians_song in deleterius

LITTLE MISS MARY, Part Twenty-Seven

==( COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO! )

guardians_song in deleterius

LITTLE MISS MARY, Part Twenty-Six

( Portions of spork may be choppy due to only working on this intermittently. My apologies. :D;; )

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LITTLE MISS MARY, Part Twenty-Five

LITTLE MISS MARY

Story or Series Title: Little Miss Mary

Fandom: …Maybe if Lu Aza did Harry Potter…

~~Culprit~~ Author's Name: Athea
Full Name: Harry “Little Miss Mary” Potter; Severus “Uncle John (Aberforce)” Snape
Full Species: Horrifying pedophilic fantasy, and that’s insulting pedophiles; pedophile

Hair Color (Include Adjectives): “dark” “silken strands”, in “ringlets down to his shoulders”; “dark” hair all over the place. And I mean ALL over the place.

Eye Color (Include Adjectives): “lustrous green eyes”; Canon… I think. Whee, canon.
Unusual Markings/Colorations: The scar, lipstick later on… ; …I don’t know. And I really didn’t care to look.

Special Possessions: …Where do I start? Lots of girly, frilly clothes, a butt-plug (NO, I AM NOT JOKING), a bidet, a uterus later on, and excuse me, my brain just broke; a druid-manor-thingy (although even Rose Potter refuses to associate herself with this story), a secondary job as a painter, a Wizard’s Guide to Gay Sex (AM NOT JOKING), and there went my mind. GAAAAAAAH!
Annoying Origin: Even the author doesn’t know. My guess is… um… a really, really SICK fantasy that should have remained in the deepest corners of this author’s mind. UNTIL DEATH.

Annoying Connections to Canon Characters: …Canon-rape to equal Celebrian. That is all.

Annoying Special Abilities: Telepathy, druid magic, PWNing Voldemort through MAJICK SEXXORS (Anita Blake also wishes to disassociate herself from this fic), manipulating “ley lines”… Harry later gets the ability to be knocked up… I tell you, perhaps you should turn back now.

Other Annoying Traits: …JUST READ IT. DX

Yes, I live! And I'm finally crossposting some parts I did on my LJ, so here we go...

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( Ran out of juice, ended up just writing *BRAINBREAK* and *HEADKEYBOARD* a lot. )

All the birds are in costumes today. I hope it's obvious who is who.

mood:

blah

music: "Four Minutes, Thirty-Three Seconds" -- John Cage

zoe_i_am in deleterius

Touching Spirit Unicorn - An HP/LOTR Crossover.

location: House O' Flu-like-illness

mood:

confused like Legolas

music: Standing Still - Jewel

Story Or Series Title: The_Elven_Wizard
Fandom: Harry Potter and the Elf from Mirkwood
~~Culprit~~ Author's Name: Seom

Full Name (plus titles if any): Prince Legolas "Why Can't I Ever Just Stay Home" Greenleaf
Full Species(es): Hottius Elivs Magicus
Hair Color (include adjectives): Long and Blond
Eye Color (include adjectives): Assumed to be blue
Unusual Markings/Colorations: Give it time
Special Possessions (if any): 16 Inch wand, stop that, it's from Mr. Olivander!

Annoying Origin: When Books Collide By Falling Off The Shelf
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Used to be one
Annoying Special Abilities: Attracts girls like nobody's business
Other Annoying Traits: Goes to potions class, is more confused than any other elf in history.

Please include a small sample of the worst of this story:

( In Which Legolas BAMFS To Hogwarts )

Oct. 30th, 2009

POUTS

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This may end up turning into something of an essay, but it's something I feel the need to get off my chest. I just, not ten minutes ago, found out that the Snarry Games have hosted their final round this year.

Iconage

location: watching Dogma

mood:

artistic

music: Dogma

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Tags: icons, memes

theaeblackthorn

(no subject)

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THE DOCTOR.

conclusivelead in hp_essays

A Dorky Essay-ish Type Thing Written in Response to the Final Snarry Games

mood:

awake

music: Aqua Toffana - Box Fiv

Tags: fandom:fanfiction, fandom:general, pairings:slash, pairings:snape/harry

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Oct. 29th, 2009

My mum is awesome.

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Chairs and Supernatural Apocalypses

mood:

amused

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In the Dark

mood:

blah

music: "Vesti la Giubba" -- Leoncavallo