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Funny Things and A Great Day
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optimistic/grateful/loved
optimistic/grateful/lovedmusic: Liz Phair (I got the CD *squee*)
Hee! Thought I would start you out with some fun and then just keep getting better...
I changed this place, because...well... the only thing that doesn't ever change is that change happens, and because I was bored with my old MysticBlue theme.
I got registered for high-school this week! And what's more, I'm practically promised a place on the Forensics team (in case you don't know, it's a drama thing)! I'm so happy! I've wanted to be in it for like, three years! *joy*
I spent Friday night with someone I'm not related to and someone that's not slasher_chick! First time in ages. I had a blast, but I hope I didn't annoy *changes name* Addie too much. I talk way much. She said she didn't mind, but I don't know. Oh well, I'm just going to imagine she had a great time too, so I stay in a good mood. :D We hung out, ate out, went to the play-off B-Ball game just to see our boys lose, I'm pretty sure I went deaf, and then hung out and watched stuff. She talked etc too. I also introduced her to meme's, HP and LotR things online, and fanfiction. I know, I rule. Lol! Right.
I'm trying to write another novel. *works like mad on "Gettin' Better" even though she knows it will turn out to be a chic-flic book*
I had a great day! As my parents say, "We just played hookie from work, stress, and diets today." I think it's cool for my parents to talk about spending time out in town together as playing hookie. We did major shopping, and OMG!!!!!!!!!!! *squee* I got so many cool things! I'd write them down, but you don't care, and want to get to the funny part.
FUNNYNESS FROM GENERAL MUSIC CLASS (which is an absolutely hilarious class as so much goes on besides it):
From 2nd day of class:
(I shall rename him because...wait never mind, stalk away but kill not!) Eric is a jerk who thinks he's everything, but he's not. Although, there are occasions where he is funny. Normally when he is acting/talking about gay. Anyway, we where going over the letter names of the treble and bass clef. He came up with new sentences.
Treble
E-Every
G-Gay
B-Boy
D-Does
F-Fred
(just like in "Very Secret Live-Journals" by Arrmaitee! Not that he knows about those, of course...*angelic*)
Bass
G-Gay
B-Birds
D-Don't
F-Fly
A-Accurately
Although, you have to know *changing name* prude Polly says, "You know that gay means happy, right, and not gay. Gay is gross. Gay is happy." Although, Eric looked at her funny and goes, "Yeah, Polly, _real happy_."
Yes, there are times I almost love him for his, erm, "genious".
Then, on Valentine's Day... (this is a convo between Eric and *changes spoken name* Robert)
Eric: Hey, sexy!
Robert: Hey, sexy! Happy Valentine's Day, baby.
Eric: Happy Valentine's Day. So where's my present?
Robert: Uh...
Eric: Did you forget again? *tear*
Robert: ... Well where's mine, sex-slave-boy?
Eric: ... *sob* I forgot your present, Robert!
Robert: Me too!
Both: I love you and I'm sorry.
Eric: So, let's go outside of the classroom and grope.
Robert: Okay sexy, I love you!
Eric: I love you too!
Robert: Maybe we can fuck later!
When they say the grope thing is when Mrs.D comes over and just stares. They eventually stop, and don't get into any trouble. Whatever. Either way, just so you know, these 2 boys are supposedly some of the top/most known stright guys at school and they do this in the middle of class. It doesn't sound funny anymore, but it was very amusing in class.
Oh, yeah, about Addie. Okay, Addie is very methodist, and very opposed to gayness (as am I when it's real). We're playing ball at the Y and we end up talking about Harry Potter and I just randomly say, "I think Harry Potter is gay, as in homosexual." Then we discussed the evidance from the books as she agreed, and I told her how slasher_chick and I have a webby up that we're still working on with the evidance of Harry's homosexuality and some fun stuff. Then she's like, "I personally think that Harry and Draco make a cute couple." I mention also maybe Harry and Ron. I'm thinking, 'slasher_chick is gonna die when I tell her this,'. Then she continues on later, "When Harry and Draco have a baby it will be blond with green eyes." Then we decided, no, silver eyes. Then again, no, a green eye and a silver eye, like Slytherin colors, but it'll go into Gryffindor. Although discussing other *certain* details about how it would be born mostly took place with her mom right in front of us in easy hearing distance and she didn't care. I felt kind of paranoid, but then Addie's parents care a lot less about that kinda stuff being talked about, I guess.
Less happy/fun things:
1. Am having some friend problems.
2. Might be moving 3 hours away within the next 2 years
3. Lately LJ has been all "Read Only Mode". Otherwise I would've updated a lot sooner.
Well, see you later loves. I especially love you, starry_sunrise! You're cool!
-MH
By the way, that Eric/Robert convo was hysterical. I mean, I do stuff like that ALL the time with my girl friends, but you don't see guys doing that too often. Except for Matt and Kyle...*ponders*...but I think they ARE gay for real. Lol. Hm...
Note to self: Tell M & K to let me know if they plan on making out in the hallways before school, and to save me a front-row seat.I didn't say that. Honest. *halo*
Sorry about the rambling. I wuv you.
--L
(Anonymous)
I don't know why I'm raining all over your parade, except I really, really hate slash writers who are uncomfortable about the fact that it's TWO BLOODY MEN they're writing about. Well, and a lot of my closest friends are gay, and I can't stand bigots who take ONE SODDING LINE from a book in the Bible that is entirely ignored otherwise (eaten shellfish lately? Leviticus forbids that too, and in *exactly* the same terms as it forbids homosexuality (an 'abomination'); so if you've ever eaten shrimp, you've sinned in the exact same way as any 'sodomite' - not to mention all the stoning to death and whatnot - maybe you should actually *read* that book you blame your prejudices on, and see what exactly you've done that the Bible prescribes death for, if you take it literally) and use it as an excuse to hate (disapprove of, act all superior to, whatever) people who are different from them.
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B. The only reason I ever really liked it is because it is FAKE, boys are hot, and there is no actual soul lost.
C. I'm sorry you don't like people like me. I didn't ask you to.
D. First off, I HAVE read that book. Homosexuality is forbidden everywhere.
Secondly, I'm Church of Christ (which you should've noticed if you read my info), and I don't even like shellfish. Even if I did though, that was only forbidden in the Old Testament, and we only follow the New Laws. We have no dietary restrictions, so maybe YOU should pay closer attention.
E. I try to do what the Bible says, and when I do differently I pray for forgiveness. I actually wrote that story awhile ago, and slasher-chick kept asking me to post it so I did. I gave up slash a few weeks ago.
F. I don't think Remus was overly girly, I think he was being Remus. How exactly was he girly? By curling up and reading? By saying he didn't want Sirius to do the yell, leave, sex routine? How?
G. What does age have to do with anything? You don't even know how old I am. And, I am actually mature, I'd have to be with some of the shit in my life that is NOT your business.
I know that's a lot, but I felt that should be completely answered to. Thanks for nothing.
-MH